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Duke Nukem gets a man laid? AWESOME.

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2011 Sendai Earthquake News Round-Up:
Nuclear Plant Explosion: Several injuries reported after an explosion at the Fukushima No. 1 nuclear power plant (see video below) caused by a pumping system failure damaged the building housing nuclear reactor No. 1, but did not not damage the reactor itself; French Nuclear Safety Authority: Favorable winds will blow radioactive pollution from explosion out over Pacific; Japanese PM Naoto Kan: I will take all necessary measures to keep residents safe from harm; evacuation area around plant expanded to 12 miles, 45,000 evacuated so far; seawater is being used in “last-ditch effort” to avoid a meltdown; STRATFOR: Meltdown already taking place; AP: “[M]eltdown may not pose a widespread danger”; FEMA: What to do during a nuclear power plant emergency; additional tips at SLOG; Reddit AMA: “I live in Fukushima city.”




Latest Figures: 686 confirmed deaths; Kyodo: Death toll could exceed 1,700; 9,500 reportedly missing in Miyagi tourist town; 4.4million households without power.
Relief Response: Japan sends 50,000 rescuers to hardest hit areas; US sends Navy ships, aircraft, relief teams to aid in rescue efforts; reminder: How you can help.
Around The Internet: Twitter gangs up on CNN reporter for allegedly making Godzilla joke; Family Guy writer tweets insensitive Pearl Harbor joke, retracts it; Pearl Harbor meme sweeps Facebook; contrary to Internet rumors, Pokémon creator Satoshi Tajiri is alive and well.
Photos: Boston Globe’s The Big Picture; The Atlantic’s In Focus.
Videos:




Incredible footage of reclaimed ground rupturing in Chiba City. (via.)




Tsunami washes away cars outside Sendai Airport. (via.)
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The earthquake as experienced from the 22nd floor of Tokyo office building. (via.)
Further Viewing: Interactive map of videos from CNN iReporters.
[image: signalnoise.]

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2011 Sendai Earthquake News Round-Up:

Nuclear Plant Explosion: Several injuries reported after an explosion at the Fukushima No. 1 nuclear power plant (see video below) caused by a pumping system failure damaged the building housing nuclear reactor No. 1, but did not not damage the reactor itself; French Nuclear Safety Authority: Favorable winds will blow radioactive pollution from explosion out over Pacific; Japanese PM Naoto Kan: I will take all necessary measures to keep residents safe from harm; evacuation area around plant expanded to 12 miles, 45,000 evacuated so far; seawater is being used in “last-ditch effort” to avoid a meltdown; STRATFOR: Meltdown already taking place; AP: “[M]eltdown may not pose a widespread danger”; FEMA: What to do during a nuclear power plant emergency; additional tips at SLOG; Reddit AMA: “I live in Fukushima city.”

Latest Figures: 686 confirmed deaths; Kyodo: Death toll could exceed 1,700; 9,500 reportedly missing in Miyagi tourist town; 4.4million households without power.

Relief Response: Japan sends 50,000 rescuers to hardest hit areas; US sends Navy ships, aircraft, relief teams to aid in rescue efforts; reminder: How you can help.

Around The Internet: Twitter gangs up on CNN reporter for allegedly making Godzilla joke; Family Guy writer tweets insensitive Pearl Harbor joke, retracts it; Pearl Harbor meme sweeps Facebook; contrary to Internet rumors, Pokémon creator Satoshi Tajiri is alive and well.

Photos: Boston Globe’s The Big Picture; The Atlantic’s In Focus.

Videos:

Incredible footage of reclaimed ground rupturing in Chiba City. (via.)

Tsunami washes away cars outside Sendai Airport. (via.)

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The earthquake as experienced from the 22nd floor of Tokyo office building. (via.)

Further Viewing: Interactive map of videos from CNN iReporters.

[image: signalnoise.]

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Late Links:
Dora The X-Plorer: Woman claims she found porn inside kids’ DVD.
Guns For (Sex) Toys: Alabama sex shop offers to exchange guns for merchandise.
Bikini Tuesday: Bar Refaeli.
Cleavage Tuesday: Katy Perry and Jayde Nicole.
Pretty In Print: Keira Knightley in Madame Figaro; Jessica Alba in CLEO Australia; Katy Perry in Elle;  Lady Gaga for Supreme (sNSFW); Diora Baird in GQ Italy; Paris Hilton in Vogue Turkey.
Get To Know A Hottie: Franki Rose.
International Beauty of the Day: Emanuela De Paula.
OKCupid uses its data to determine the best questions for a first date.
Dlisted: Dear Meryl, Just Come And Get Your Oscar Already.
FilmDrunk: Steven Seagal claims to have invented the front kick.
Nerve: The Year in Love Songs.
Holy Taco: Hey Hipsters, Good Luck Explaining Your Love Of Irony To Your Kids.
Late List: The 20 Hottest Photos Of Shay Maria.
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Late Links:

  • Holy Taco: Hey Hipsters, Good Luck Explaining Your Love Of Irony To Your Kids.

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It goes Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and Valentine’s Day. Is that fair to anyone who’s alone? If you didn’t get around to killing yourself on Christmas or New Year’s, boom, there’s Valentine’s Day for you. There should be a holiday after Valentine’s Day called ‘Are you still here?’
Laura Kightlinger
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, to discover that I had not lived.
Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)
The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but you don’t wanna blow your wad, so then you got to cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules. Anyway… I’ve started to make a tape… in my head… for Laura. Full of stuff she likes. Full of stuff that’d make her happy. For the first time I can sort of see how that is done.
Rob, “High Fidelity”
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
Stand By Me
Me miserable! which way shall I fly
Infinite wrath and infinite despair?
Which way I fly is hell; myself am hell;
And in the lowest deep a lower deep,
Still threat’ning to devour me, opens wide,
To which the hell I suffer seems a heaven.
Satan, John Milton’s Paradise Lost, Book IV:73-78
Well I could sleep forever,
But it’s of her I dream.
If I could sleep forever,
I could forget about everything.
"Sleep," The Dandy Warhols